He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
you never un-have a 4some
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
Randomize
