Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
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