I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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