your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Swine flu. Run for my life!
My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
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I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
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I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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