At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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