They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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