So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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