is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
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