If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
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I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
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This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
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