oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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