Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
Randomize
