Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
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