He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
I'm drunk at a fancy martini bar, wearing jeans, drinking cheap vodka that I brought in my purse. Got thrown out of court for using my cell phone. All in all calling Thursday a success.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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