We won't sleep together?
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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