your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
tell me about the eggs
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