thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
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I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
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If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
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