Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
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