i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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