That's intense
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
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Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
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You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
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