one word: firstdatebathroomanal
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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