i will never coherently bang her
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
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how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
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Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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