doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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