Whod you bang
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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