my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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