Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
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I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
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I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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