During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
This show inspires me to have sex in space
it glows. i had to have it.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
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