dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
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Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
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Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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