how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Randomize
