Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
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9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
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The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
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