FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
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Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
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Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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