Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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