i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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