4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
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