I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
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while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
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Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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