I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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