I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
nutella sex= disaster
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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