why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
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