I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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