Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
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