bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
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