i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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