What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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