So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
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