her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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