He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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