I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
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she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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