I'm drive I can fine osifer
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
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