Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
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All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
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Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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