She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
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