I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
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Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
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My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
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