Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Fuck appropriateness.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
I just heard myself say the sentence "I'm gonna go to the bank then take a nap". 8 year old me just slapped my present self through the space-time continuum for being an old fuck.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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