You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
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