After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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