i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
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