Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
Swine flu. Run for my life!
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
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