thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
This is the high leading the old right now
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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