Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
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