The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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